There are some people that come into the sex shop where I work whose faces I want to claw off with a rusty rake. They mostly consist of people with male genitalia who may be middle-aged adults but choose to behave like overgrown idiotic asshole children. They also mostly travel in packs. Like wild animals… Read More Dealing with idiotic man-children in the sex shop
I have a love-hate relationship with sexy Halloween costumes. First of all they make me nostalgic. They hearken back to a simpler time (highschool, to be exact), when I judged others by labelling them “sluts” while I paraded around in tiny scraps of fabric, during parties, dances and school-sanctioned costume days. To be clear, back… Read More My love-hate relationship with “sexy” Halloween costumes
One of the many perks of working at a sex shop is receiving interesting calls, especially when the caller goes off on inappropriately juicy anecdotal tangents. This was the position that I found myself in one morning during a particularly uneventful shift. The conversation had started off regularly enough, with a soft-voiced man calling the… Read More The Edible Dress Part 2
When I picked up the phone a low, velvety voice asked, “Do you have any pleather or wetlook dresses?” It was a normal enough start to a conversation in a sex shop. In response to his request I headed towards the wall beside the cash register where all of the tight black lingerie hung. In… Read More The edible dress part 1
Whenever I have a yeast infection I get the feeling that my cooch is infuriated with me. And all I want to do is yell back at her, “I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU! MAYBE IT WAS THAT NEW LUBE THAT I TRIED THE OTHER DAY, OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE MY PERIOD… Read More Yeast drama
I would wager money that almost everyone single person on this planet has masturbated (and those who deny it are probably lying). It’s an easy, low-stress, healthy activity that you can do on your own, almost anywhere (if you’re the adventurous type) and however you like. You can use fingers, toys, a shower head, or… Read More Be good to your cunt/cock and cum for a cause!